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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Operation Goodbye Granny Bedroom Set Begins

Oh, hey, Nightstand.  Why are you so sad?  You don't have enough spice in your life?  Well, Nightstand, I'd like you to meet...


...Zinsser Cover Stain Primer, a very eligible bachelor from aisle three of the exotic town of Lowe's.  He enjoys covering horrible oak stain, quick drying time, and avoids sanding at all costs.  He can withstand long walks on the beach because he's water proof!  He's very interested in you.  (He's the portly fellow next to his good friend, Paint Stir-Stick, a man who will bore you with his flat personality.) 


Oh, you've dated him before?  It worked out?  Well then, Nightstand, why ever did you end it?  Oh, I see.  You were only using him to get to his cousin, Valspar Bistro White.  It makes sense, really.  He's not quite as pale and is certainly more colorful to be around.  He's elegant and quite sophisticated.  You want him where!?  All over you?!  Well... I think that can be arranged.

Stay tuned to see what happens when Nightstand hooks up with Bistro White in the days to come...

4 comments:

  1. This post absolutely cracked me up haha Can't wait to see the finished product!

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